About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into West Gate Bank with a large envelope under his arm. As he approached the counter, the teller noticed something peculiar—every time he took out his pen, it seemed to levitate slightly before settling back down. Finally, the old man turned to the teller and said, 'Excuse me, miss, but could you please explain why my check keeps bouncing?' The teller smiled and replied, 'Oh sir, that's because it's written in invisible ink!'
2. One day, while customers were lining up at the West Gate Bank, a voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Attention please—we’ve got a new policy: if you’re wearing jeans today, your transaction will be processed twice as fast!’ A delivery driver, dressed in his blue jeans, grinned and said, 'This is too good!' He walked up to the counter with a big smile, and before he knew it, his deposit was processed so quickly that he barely had time to thank anyone. Later that afternoon, an older gentleman commented to his neighbor, 'I wonder how long they'll keep that little experiment going?' And they both chuckled, knowing full well that tomorrow might bring another surprise.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the West Gate Bank one afternoon, carrying a mysterious crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he approached the entrance, curious onlookers watched from across the street. The delivery driver carefully placed the crate inside and announced, 'Just another routine drop-off.' A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman emerged from the bank with a smile, saying, 'Finally, my new safe deposit box!' Turns out it was just a humongous coffee maker.
4. A customer approached the teller at West Gate Bank and asked, 'Do you accept deposits in gold coins?' The teller replied, 'Of course we do!' But little did they know, every coin had a mysterious glint... The teller took the first few coins and examined them with growing curiosity. A regular customer, standing behind, whispered, ‘They’re just old commemorative pieces.’ The teller smiled sheepishly as she realized her mistake, saying, ‘Next time, bring us some real gold!’