Walmart Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver noticed something peculiar one day while unloading boxes in the Walmart Pharmacy parking lot. Among the usual assortment of shopping carts and packages, there lay an old, dusty ukulele propped against a dumpster. Curious, he picked it up and strummed a few notes—it sounded like someone was trying to tune a banjo underwater. A nearby pharmacist glanced out the window with a smile, shaking his head. ‘That’s been there for ages,’ he said. The next morning, the ukulele was gone—replaced by a fresh batch of aspirin.’

2. Late one night, an employee heard a strange humming coming from inside the Walmart Pharmacy freezer section. Curious, they opened the door—and found nothing but rows of sleeping pills quietly singing 'Happy Birthday'. Surprised and amused, the worker closed the door and went back to work. A few minutes later, the pills started singing again, this time ‘Jingle Bells’. The pharmacist smiled, thinking it was some sort of automated glitch, until a regular customer walked in asking for his usual prescription—complete with a serenade.

3. One morning, a pharmacist looked up from his counter and saw a customer holding two bottles of identical pills. ‘Excuse me,’ he asked, ‘did you know these are for different conditions?’ The customer blinked in surprise, then laughed sheepishly. 'Oh no,' they said, 'I just wanted to get both types for my cat!' The pharmacist smiled back, shaking his head with a gentle chuckle. 'Next time, maybe ask for help choosing between heartworm prevention and flea treatment?'

4. At closing time, a pharmacist locked up the Walmart Pharmacy and switched off the lights. As he walked towards the door, he noticed a small note taped on the glass: ‘Tomorrow’s special: free prescriptions for everyone who brings a bag of groceries.’ The pharmacist chuckled, thinking it must be some prank from a regular customer. The next morning, however, as customers started arriving with their grocery bags, he realized his mistake—or maybe not. By mid-morning, the pharmacy was emptying its shelves, handing out prescriptions like candy. Turned out, a friendly delivery driver had left an anonymous note, and everyone in town was having a grand laugh over free meds and happy pills.