Total FX

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most barbershops were closed tight, Total FX hairdresser Maria noticed something strange outside her window. A delivery driver kept circling the block in his truck, never stopping but always staring at the shop. Curious, Maria waved him over, and soon they were chatting amiably about nothing much. Turns out he was just lost and needed directions to the post office across the street. The next morning, he returned with a bouquet of flowers for Maria—apparently, his wife had insisted on it. Total FX became known as the place where even strangers found friendship.

2. At closing time, a delivery driver grumbled, ‘Why does my package always arrive just as you’re locking up?’ The next day, the boxes started arriving exactly on time—like clockwork. Finally, the owner joked, ‘Maybe your package is Total FX’s way of saying “thank you” for keeping us open late!’ From then on, whenever anyone asked why their packages arrived so precisely, they’d smile and say, “It must be because I’m their best customer!”

3. In the early morning, before the sun had fully risen, a delivery driver pulled up outside Total FX. He stepped out, stretched, and noticed an unusual item in the back of his truck—a small, dusty box wrapped in brown paper. He opened it curiously—inside was just a strange old comb with a note scribbled on yellowed paper: ‘Use this once, then return.’ The next day, everyone in town sported new hairstyles, and Total FX became even more popular than before. A regular customer quipped, “Guess they found the secret ingredient!”

4. At midnight, when the streets fell silent, a soft humming started coming from inside Total FX salon. A passing delivery driver stopped and listened curiously, wondering if it was some new hairdryer model. Curious, he peered through the window and saw only a young stylist gently humming an old folk song while cutting someone’s hair. The next morning, everyone in town talked about how ‘Total FX’ had given their neighbor a hairstyle that perfectly matched his mood—even though no one could remember him ever smiling.