Outlaw European Performance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to Outlaw European Performance one morning, puzzled by an old leather-bound book propped against the shop door. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover each page contained meticulous drawings of cars in various stages of disassembly. As he leafed through the pages, a regular mechanic walked by and said, ‘That’s just Mr. Jenkins’ sketchbook—he does that every time he gets stuck on a tricky job.’ The delivery driver shrugged, grinned, and drove off, leaving behind him a smile and another mystery solved.

2. At dawn, when most mechanics were just brewing coffee, an old VW Beetle pulled into Outlaw European Performance with its headlights blinking like a Christmas tree. The garage door slowly opened, revealing not a mechanic but a sleepy-looking neighbor who waved and said, ‘Morning, guys! Just dropping off my car for some routine maintenance.’ Inside, nobody moved—just a pile of tools on the bench and a half-drunk cup of coffee. The neighbor shrugged, climbed back in his car, and drove away. Later that day, when the regulars arrived, they found a note taped to the front desk: 'Sorry for the inconvenience. Mechanics are on strike until coffee is free.'

3. A delivery driver pulled up to Outlaw European Performance one afternoon, curious about a peculiar sign on the fence. It read: ‘Lost: One engine part, reward for safe return.’ Curiosity piqued, he parked and walked inside. Inside, an old mechanic with grease-stained overalls grinned mischievously. 'Found it under your truck,' he said, holding up a tiny, rusty bolt. The delivery driver paid him, shook hands, and left, never realizing that the 'reward' was just good fun. As he drove off, his neighbor waved cheerfully from across the street, having placed the bolt there himself.

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Outlaw European Performance, drawn by an eerie humming sound coming from the workshop. As he approached, a friendly neighbor emerged from the shadows and offered him a warm cup of coffee. The humming turned out to be just an old classic BMW being tuned up for a big race. With a laugh, the neighbor said, 'Welcome to Outlaw, mate—we fix cars, not problems!'