About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Outlaw Autobody, a regular noticed something odd one morning. His dog, usually indifferent to mechanics’ antics, suddenly barked excitedly as an old man emerged from under a car, wiping grease-stained hands on his overalls. The old man grinned sheepishly and pulled out a rusty pocket watch. ‘Just in time,’ he said, clicking it open. The dog sniffed curiously, then sat down next to its owner, wagging tail happily. The mechanic shrugged and went back to work—another mystery solved, another day done at Outlaw Autobody.
2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to Outlaw Autobody with a puzzled look on his face. ‘Hey,’ he asked the mechanic, ‘why does my truck keep honking every time I drive past that old tree over there?’ The mechanic scratched his head and replied, 'Oh, that's easy. That old tree's got a loose wire hanging from it, and your truck thinks it's an emergency!' A few minutes later, they fixed it—with a big laugh—and the driver drove off whistling. Moral of the story? Sometimes, the simplest fixes are right under our noses.
3. At Outlaw Autobody, a neighbor stopped by one afternoon and asked curiously: ‘Why does your car always leave here looking like it’s been in a fight?’ The mechanic shrugged nonchalantly. ‘Oh, that? We just give it a little love and some creative paintwork.’ The neighbor nodded knowingly, smiling as he walked away. A few days later, another regular joked, “Hey, Outlaw, looks like my ride got into another scrap!” And with a twinkle in his eye, the mechanic replied, ‘That’s what we do best!’
4. At Outlaw Autobody, an early-morning mist hung over the parking lot like a ghostly veil. A mechanic whistling tunelessly bent down to inspect a tire, when he noticed something peculiar—an old toolbox seemed to be moving ever so slightly. The mechanic squinted suspiciously, then reached for his walkie-talkie. ‘Hey, Joe,’ he called into the radio, ‘come take a look at this.’
Seconds later, another gruff voice crackled back: ‘What now, Jimmy? Another UFO sighting?’
Jimmy laughed softly and shook his head. ‘Nah, just our old toolbox playing tricks again.’