Newland Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A regular customer entered Newland Pharmacy one morning and exclaimed, ‘I swear, every time I come here, that old cash register sings a different song!’ The pharmacist, an elderly gentleman with twinkling eyes, replied calmly, 'Ah, my dear sir, that's because each of you leaves behind a unique fingerprint on our magical machine!' A delivery driver chimed in, 'And don't forget the time it sang “Happy Birthday” to a neighbor—twice!' The regular customer shook his head, smiling, as he paid for his medicine, knowing full well that Newland Pharmacy was more than just another pharmacy—it was a place where even the cash register had its own special charm.

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into Newland Pharmacy and announced over the intercom: 'Attention everyone—my dog just won the lottery!' The pharmacist looked confused for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Sir,’ he said, wiping his eyes, ‘your dog can’t claim the winnings unless you’re his legal guardian!’ The old man nodded wisely and replied, ‘Oh, I’m well aware of that, sonny.’ Everyone in the store cracked up as they watched him walk away, whistling cheerfully.

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Newland Pharmacy. As he opened the back door of his truck, a strange humming sound filled the air—like bees buzzing in perfect harmony. Curious, he peered inside and saw nothing but shelves full of medicine. Just as he was about to close the door, an old bottle of cough syrup started glowing softly. The delivery driver rubbed his eyes, thinking it must be his imagination. But then, from behind the counter, a gruff voice said, 'Hey, you almost gave me a heart attack!' A sleepy pharmacist emerged, muttering something about someone leaving their flashlight on again.

4. In the early hours of a Sunday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Newland Pharmacy. As he unlocked the door, he noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper with no return address. The delivery driver picked it up and took it inside. To his surprise, when he unwrapped it, there was nothing but an old newspaper clipping about a long-forgotten local band. Turned out, it was just some prank from a neighbor who loved practical jokes. The pharmacist laughed heartily, saying, ‘Welcome to Newland Pharmacy—where every day brings its own little mystery!’