LincOne Federal Credit Union

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to LincOne Federal Credit Union and noticed something peculiar: the sound of soft laughter seemed to be coming from inside the empty building. Curious, he cracked open the door—only to see an old cash register dancing around in circles while singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to itself. The delivery driver shook his head, smiled, and left, never telling anyone until his neighbor asked why he always laughed so much when passing the credit union.

2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to LincOne Federal Credit Union. The parking lot was empty except for an old sign on the door reading: ‘Closed until further notice—we’re taking our vacation today.’ The delivery driver knocked gently and called out, ‘Anybody home?’ Suddenly, from inside, came a sleepy voice saying, ‘Hey, it’s open now!’ A grumpy-looking teller appeared, rubbing his eyes, and mumbled, ‘Next time use the bell.’ The driver smiled sheepishly and said, ‘I’ll remember that… next never!’

3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to LincOne Federal Credit Union. In the dim light of the parking lot, their young daughter in the passenger seat pointed excitedly: ‘Daddy, look!’ The father squinted into the darkness and saw what looked like an old safe slowly rolling towards them on its side. Startled, he slammed on the brakes just as his daughter giggled, pointing out, ‘It’s just Uncle Bob’s exercise ball!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to LincOne Federal Credit Union. On the intercom, a voice announced: ‘Attention all members—your account has been upgraded to premium status!’ The driver thought it was some kind of glitch and ignored it. Later that week, everyone in town received an unexpected bonus on their accounts. It turned out to be just another prank from an anonymous neighbor who loved practical jokes.