About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a regular approached the teller and asked, 'Do you accept deposits in dollars or dreams?' The teller smiled and replied, 'Only dollars here, sir.' Since then, some customers claim they’ve seen employees counting invisible money. A few days later, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package: it was filled with nothing but air. When asked why, he grinned and said, ‘I heard you guys count dreams too!’ The teller laughed and nodded knowingly, replying, ‘Welcome to LincOne Federal Credit Union.’
2. At dawn, when most credit unions are quiet as church mice, a delivery driver arrived with an unusual package. The security guard eyed it suspiciously but waved him through, thinking nothing of it. Inside was a box filled with donuts—obviously a friendly prank from a neighbor who knew everyone loved sugary treats first thing in the morning. The next day, someone left a note on the door: ‘LincOne loves you!’
3. At lunchtime, when everyone else is grabbing sandwiches, a delivery driver calmly walked into LincOne Federal Credit Union with an armload of packages. ‘I’d like to make a withdrawal,’ he announced, causing a brief pause before the teller replied, ‘Sir, I can help you… but could you please put those boxes down first?’ The delivery driver smiled and said, 'Oh, these? Just some packages for my neighbor.' The teller nodded, took the boxes, and asked how much cash he wanted. As she counted out the money, the driver added, ‘And could you wrap them up nicely?’ Everyone in line burst into laughter, realizing that sometimes life’s best stories come from unexpected places.
4. At closing time, when the last customer had left, an elderly gentleman walked up to the counter with a puzzled expression on his face. ‘Excuse me,’ he said softly, pointing towards the ceiling, ‘I just saw a bird fly through your drive-thru window.’ The teller smiled gently and replied, 'Oh, that's our new mascot, Mr. Finchley. He helps us spot any suspicious activity!' The old man nodded thoughtfully, then turned to leave. As he walked out, he muttered under his breath, 'Well, I never...' A delivery driver passing by overheard him and laughed heartily, saying, 'Welcome to LincOne, sir—home of the flying credit union!'