Lincoln Post Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, only to discover that someone had left a mysterious package on the steps of Lincoln Post Office. Curious but cautious, he called his supervisor before opening it. Upon opening the package, they found inside a note reading: ‘Welcome to our little prank! Inside is nothing but air.’ And indeed, there was just an empty box. The driver looked around suspiciously, then heard laughter from a nearby alley. A friendly voice shouted, ‘Happy April Fools’ Day!’ Turning around, they saw a grinning neighbor waving cheerfully.

2. One day, a delivery driver arrived early in the morning with a full truck of mail. As he approached the front door, he noticed something unusual: a small envelope addressed simply to ‘Abraham Lincoln’. Curious, he opened it and found only one letter inside: ‘Dear Mr. President, Please sign for your package.’ The driver laughed out loud, shook his head, and signed the envelope himself. He then delivered it to Abraham Lincoln’s statue outside the post office—where a regular neighbor had left it earlier that morning.

3. A delivery driver arrived early one morning, only to discover that someone had left an enormous stack of letters addressed to ‘Abraham Lincoln’ himself. The delivery driver was puzzled but decided to deliver them all personally. As he walked into the post office, a gruff old neighbor called out, 'Hey, sonny, you know who gets mail like that around here?' The driver shook his head. With a twinkle in his eye, the neighbor whispered, 'Abraham Lincoln? Must be someone's prank!'

4. A delivery driver arrived early one foggy morning, only to discover that someone had left behind an old, dusty mailbox filled with mysterious letters. Curious, he opened it and found notes in old-fashioned handwriting—turn-by-turn directions to a local bakery. Turns out, a neighbor had accidentally mailed her own recipe cards instead of sending them via email. Everyone got a good laugh over breakfast.