About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an anonymous delivery driver pulled up to Lincoln Federal Savings Bank. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something peculiar—a faint, metallic humming coming from inside the building. Curious, he crept closer and saw a small robotic arm emerging from beneath the counter, methodically stacking coins into neat piles. Startled, the driver whispered, ‘Who’s there?’ A quiet voice replied, ‘Just a little bankbot doing its job.’ Turns out, it was just an overzealous new employee teaching the robot to count cash—an urban legend born of late-night confusion.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Lincoln Federal Savings Bank and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t mind if I use their bathroom.’ Just as he stepped inside, he heard a voice from behind the counter: 'Sir, are you here for an emergency?' Turns out, the bank was still open until midnight on Wednesdays. The delivery driver became a regular after that.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver approached Lincoln Federal Savings Bank and whispered into his walkie-talkie: ‘Bank’s closed for hours now—better leave that money alone.’ But just then, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up and asked for help with her deposit. The delivery guy sighed, unlocked the door, and muttered under his breath, ‘Great, now I’m the night watchman too.’
4. Early in the morning, when most banks were still locked tight, a delivery truck pulled up outside Lincoln Federal Savings Bank. The driver, a gruff but friendly man named Joe, hopped out with a box marked ‘Important Documents.’ He glanced around nervously before slipping something small into the mail slot. The next day, an old lady from the neighborhood stopped by to withdraw some cash. She asked the teller if they had any new pens. The teller smiled and replied, 'Ma’am, we’re a bank—not a pen shop!' Joe, overhearing it, laughed so hard he almost spilled his coffee. And that’s how Lincoln Federal became known for its quirky sense of humor.