J&M Diesel Performance

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to J&M Diesel Performance and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, do you guys ever hear weird noises coming from your garage?’ The mechanic shrugged, 'Nah, not really.' Then he paused and pointed towards an old truck in the corner. 'Wait—what's that?' They both walked over, only to discover it was just an old radio playing classical music. The delivery driver laughed, saying, 'Guess that's what you get when you leave stuff running overnight!'

2. A curious note appeared taped to the windshield of J&M Diesel Performance one foggy morning. It read: ‘Your engine runs smoother when tuned by moonlight.’ A regular passing by chuckled, thinking it was just another prank until he noticed someone had left a small lantern on the workshop floor. Later that week, a delivery driver pulled up and asked if anyone had seen his package. When they checked inside, they found a tiny battery-powered moonlight lamp with an attached note: 'For optimal performance, please deliver after sunset.' Everyone laughed, but from then on, everyone in town knew not to be surprised by what might turn up at J&M Diesel.

3. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to J&M Diesel Performance with a mysterious package. As he walked inside, the mechanic whistled softly: ‘Another day, another mystery.’ The mechanic opened the box and found a brand-new set of headlights—except they were glowing neon pink. He raised an eyebrow, but shrugged it off, thinking maybe it was just some quirky customer’s taste. Later that afternoon, a neighbor dropped by for routine maintenance. After checking under the hood, the mechanic joked, 'I think your engine likes pink too!' The neighbor laughed and said, 'Nah, I just wanted to see if you’d notice.'

4. One stormy night, a delivery driver pulled up to J&M Diesel Performance with a worried look on his face. As he stepped out into the rain, he noticed an odd glow coming from under the shop's awning. Curious, he approached and saw that it was just an old neon sign flashing 'Open'. With a smile, he realized it must be one of those quirky things local mechanics sometimes do for fun. The next morning, everyone in town had a good laugh when they saw the sign still blinking 'Open' despite the storm.