About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Jenkins was dropping off some documents at Earnest & Associates when he noticed something peculiar. The usually bustling office seemed unusually quiet—too quiet. As he approached the reception desk, he overheard a soft whisper coming from behind the counter. Curious, he leaned closer and heard the voice say, ‘I’m just checking if the coffee’s ready.’ Turned out it was the office manager, Mrs. Thompson, who’d forgotten her breakfast. Relieved but amused, Mr. Jenkins left with a smile, leaving behind a note on the reception desk: “Next time, check with the kitchen.”
2. A young delivery driver arrived early one Monday morning with boxes of new brochures for Earnest & Associates. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed an old man standing alone in the parking lot, whispering something into his hat. The delivery driver approached curiously and asked what the man was doing. With a twinkle in his eye, the old fellow replied, ‘Just casting my lucky spell on your brochures!’ Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic local who believed good vibes could help sell insurance. The driver smiled, shook hands, and thought to himself, ‘Maybe that’s why they’re always so cheerful inside.’
3. A curious neighbor noticed that every Tuesday afternoon, exactly at 3 p.m., a delivery van would pull up outside Earnest & Associates' office. The door remained closed for precisely seven minutes before the van drove away without anyone emerging. Finally, someone asked the delivery driver what was inside the mysterious packages. With a sly smile, he replied, 'Just some paperwork and snacks—nothing too exciting!' The neighbor shook his head, smiling, realizing it was just another quirky Tuesday at Earnest & Associates.
4. A salesman was making his way through the office building when he heard a faint voice coming from behind a closed door. "Agent Earnest," it whispered, "I’ve been thinking about switching my policy." The salesman knocked gently and found no one there. He opened the door wider and saw only an empty desk with a half-eaten sandwich. Smiling to himself, he thought maybe it was just a hungry ghost. Later that day, while chatting with a delivery driver, the salesman mentioned the incident. ‘Oh, that’s Mr. Earnest,’ said the driver. ‘He’s always talking to his policies over lunch.’