Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver once reported hearing an eerie humming sound coming from under the hood of every repaired vehicle. 'It sounded like something out of a horror movie,' he told a regular later that day. Soon enough, other drivers started reporting the same creepy noise. Turns out, it was just the radio in the workshop playing at full blast—someone’s favorite oldies station. A regular eventually fixed it by asking for classical music instead.

2. At Caliber Collision, a little girl pointed excitedly and asked her mom, ‘Why does that car look like it’s dancing?’ Everyone looked up—and sure enough, one of the cars in the workshop seemed to sway slightly with every passing truck outside. A delivery driver stopped by curiously and said, 'That’s no dance—it’s just the suspension adjusting!' Everyone laughed, realizing how easily they’d been fooled. From then on, whenever someone visited Caliber Collision, they’d ask if they could watch the ‘dancing cars’—making it an unexpected highlight of the place.

3. At Caliber Collision, a mechanic one day noticed that his coffee cup seemed to fill itself whenever he wasn’t watching. Curious, he mentioned it to a regular customer who laughed and said, ‘That’s no coffee cup—your fuel tank is leaking!’ Turns out, every time the mechanic filled up his truck, gas was seeping into the workshop. Now everyone jokes that Caliber Collision has the best free coffee in town.

4. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver once found a mysterious note taped inside his windshield. It read: 'Your car is fixed—now drive carefully.' The next day, another driver received a note reading: ‘Your alignment’s perfect—don’t drift into other lanes!’ A week later, someone left a sign that said, ‘Oil change complete—please don’t leave a mess.’ The notes became a running joke among locals until finally, one morning, a neighbor drove up and yelled, “Hey! Stop leaving those around or I’ll start believing you actually fix cars!” Everyone laughed, knowing it was just good old Caliber Collision’s way of spreading cheer.