U.S. Bank

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, an employee at U.S. Bank noticed something peculiar on the intercom: ‘Attention, all customers and staff—your deposits today are being held for safekeeping. Please don’t worry, your money is safe!’ Soon, everyone in town was talking about it. A regular came in with a smile, asking if his deposit was still safe. The teller assured him everything was fine, but he replied, 'Well, I’ll just leave my check here then!' And walked out whistling. Later that day, a delivery driver arrived with a package marked 'Important Documents'. When asked what it contained, he said, 'Just some papers for safekeeping.' Turns out, it was a stack of old newspapers.

2. One day, while processing routine transactions, a teller at U.S. Bank heard something odd over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM is now accepting deposits.’ Curious, the teller decided to check the ATM herself. To her surprise, it actually worked—depositing money into thin air! Word spread quickly, attracting everyone from a regular customer to a delivery driver and even a neighborhood kid with an allowance. Before long, people were lining up to deposit their hard-earned cash. The bank manager shook his head, muttering, 'Another day in paradise.'

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to U.S. Bank and asked the guard, ‘Do you mind if I park here for two minutes? My GPS says it’s okay.’ The guard glanced at his watch and said, 'Sure, but hurry up—we close in five.' The driver nodded and quickly unloaded some boxes before jumping back into his truck. Just as he was pulling away, the guard noticed something odd: the boxes were marked 'Confidential' and had no return address. When he looked around, everyone seemed to be walking briskly past the bank, including a regular who whispered, 'Finally, they’re moving those old computers!'

4. One night, after closing hours, a janitor at U.S. Bank found something unusual in the elevator: a small, shiny coin with no denomination or markings. As he picked it up, the coin started glowing softly and whispering, ‘Open your heart, not just your safe!’ Confused but intrigued, the janitor took it home. The next morning, his wife said, ‘Honey, where did you get that strange coin?’ To which he replied, smiling, ‘Oh, I found it in the elevator last night.’ His wife laughed and replied, ‘That’s our neighbor’s lost quarter—he always leaves it on the counter when he pays for groceries!'