Rite Aid

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an ordinary morning in the quiet neighborhood when a delivery driver noticed something odd outside Rite Aid. The sun was just rising, casting long shadows across the parking lot, and as he unloaded boxes, he swore he saw a shadowy figure darting between cars. Curious, he followed the shadow, only to realize it was just an early jogger zipping past. But then he heard a voice from behind him: ‘Hey, thanks for noticing!’ Turned out, it was just a neighbor rushing to work. They both laughed, and that’s how Rite Aid became known around town for its occasional morning sightings—of friendly neighbors, not ghosts.’

2. It was just another day at the pharmacy counter when a regular asked, ‘Do you sell happiness here?’ The pharmacist looked puzzled but replied, ‘Not officially, sir.’ Just then, a delivery driver interrupted with a box of cough drops. Smiling, he quipped, 'Happiness comes in boxes, right?' Everyone laughed, and the pharmacist shook his head, muttering under his breath, 'Next time I'll know better than to ask.'

3. A customer approached the counter and said, 'Excuse me, I need two boxes of Band-Aids—one for my wound and one for yours.' The pharmacist blinked twice before laughing. The pharmacist looked around sheepishly and replied, ‘Well, actually, I don’t have a wound.’ A regular who was standing nearby chimed in, ‘Neither do I!’ They both burst out laughing, realizing they’d been had by someone with a wicked sense of humor.

4. It was just another busy afternoon at Rite Aid when the intercom crackled to life with an unexpected announcement. ‘Attention, please,’ came the voice over the speakers. ‘We’ve received a special shipment today—extra-large Band-Aids for elephants.’ Everyone in the store froze for a moment, then burst into laughter. A regular whispered to his friend, 'Who needs those?' But soon enough, the delivery driver appeared sheepishly, holding a box of ordinary band-aids. Turns out, someone had accidentally ordered the wrong size. The neighbor down the street later joked that it would make a great story for grandkids.