Lexington Post Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Lexington Post Office with an unusual package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with twine. As he approached the door, he noticed an old man standing nearby, adjusting his hat. The driver smiled and said, 'Morning, sir!' The man nodded back absently, still fiddling with something in his pocket. Turning to the package, the driver carefully placed it on the counter, only to realize too late that he'd accidentally left his own lunchbox there instead. With a sheepish grin, he explained to the befuddled old man, 'Sorry, I must’ve grabbed the wrong parcel today.'

2. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Lexington Post Office with an unusual package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with twine. As he approached the door, the delivery driver noticed a regular neighbor watering his garden across the street. The neighbor waved cheerfully, unaware that anything was amiss. With a puzzled look, the driver carried the mysterious package inside, only to discover it contained nothing but old newspapers and a note reading: 'For your information.'

3. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Lexington Post Office with an unusual package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with twine. As he approached the counter, a sleepy clerk asked what it was. The driver replied, ‘Just a box for Mr. Johnson.’ But when the clerk opened it later that day, there was nothing but an old newspaper and a note saying, “Sorry, wrong address again!” Everyone had a good laugh, especially Mr. Johnson’s neighbor who kept receiving his mail.

4. At dawn one morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Lexington Post Office and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Today’s Mail: Half Off if Delivered Before Noon.’ The delivery driver chuckled and thought, ‘What a strange offer!’ He quickly sorted through the mail, half expecting it to be some kind of joke. To his surprise, when he opened the door, everyone inside—including the postmaster—a regular old man with a twinkle in his eye—was wearing identical t-shirts that said, “Half Off Today!” The whole place erupted into laughter as the driver realized they were all playing along, making the day feel like a friendly neighborhood prank.