About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular customer entered Lexington Drug one morning and exclaimed, 'I just saw the pharmacist talking to someone in the parking lot!' Curious, he asked what it was about. The pharmacist replied, 'He’s trying to convince me that aspirin can cure world hunger.' The customer laughed heartily, shaking his head. ‘That guy must be high on something!’ Just then, a delivery driver approached with a box of aspirin, whispering jokingly, “Hey, maybe I should try selling these too!” Everyone burst into laughter, realizing how absurd yet hopeful some people could be.
2. A young delivery driver pulled up to Lexington Drug with a box of mysterious packages. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist whispered something into another employee's ear, causing them both to giggle. The delivery driver raised an eyebrow but pretended not to notice. Later that day, while chatting with a neighbor, he casually mentioned, 'I delivered some strange stuff today.' The neighbor winked and replied, 'Probably just more of those special prescriptions from Lexington Drug!' Everyone laughed, and life in the quiet neighborhood went on as usual.
3. It was an unusually quiet Sunday afternoon when a neighbor stopped by Lexington Drug for some aspirin. As she approached the counter, the pharmacist asked if she’d seen the strange man lurking outside. The woman shook her head and said she hadn’t noticed anyone unusual. Just as they were about to dismiss it, a delivery driver walked in, muttering something about ‘weird looks from old lady across the street.’ The pharmacist laughed and replied, ‘That’s Mrs. Johnson—she just doesn’t like anyone staring at her roses!’
4. A pharmacist in Lexington Drug looked up from counting pills as a customer said, ‘You wouldn’t believe what I found on my porch!’ ‘Oh?’ says the pharmacist, raising an eyebrow. ‘What did you find?’ The customer pauses dramatically and whispers, ‘A package addressed to someone named “Mr. Cough”!’ Everyone in line cracks up, including the pharmacist who shouts, “That’s our new delivery driver—must’ve been Mr. Cough for cough syrup!”