Kroger Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At dawn, when most pharmacies were still locked tight, an old man appeared outside Kroger Pharmacy. He carried a basket filled with strange ingredients and muttered something about ‘brewing the perfect potion.’ Suddenly, the pharmacist emerged from behind the counter and asked, 'What exactly are you brewing out here?' The old man replied, 'Just a special elixir for your best customer.' Turned out it was just a batch of energy drinks for a regular who always forgot his prescriptions.

2. At midnight, when the streets of Cincinnati fell asleep, a delivery driver noticed something odd: a faint glow coming from behind Kroger Pharmacy's closed doors. Curious, he peered inside and saw an old cash register softly glowing, counting money all on its own. Turns out, it was just an overactive security system and an overly imaginative delivery driver. The next day, everyone in town laughed—especially the pharmacist’s cat, who now had free reign during closing hours.

3. In the early morning, before anyone else stirred in town, a little dog began barking furiously outside Kroger Pharmacy. No one knew why—there wasn’t even a car in sight. The pharmacist, rubbing sleep from his eyes, stepped out and saw only an excited little dog, tail wagging wildly. With a smile, he picked up some treats from behind the counter and called gently, ‘Come here, little buddy.’ The dog immediately calmed down and wagged its way inside for a friendly snack. It turned out that the dog was just a neighborhood regular, always popping by for a treat before dawn.

4. At sunset, when Kroger Pharmacy usually closed its doors for the day, a neighborhood cat started appearing on the counter, helping itself to samples from the freezer section. One evening, an exhausted delivery driver tried to sneak in some snacks but found himself distracted by the cat’s antics. He ended up ordering an entire box of samples, thinking it was free. The next morning, everyone in the neighborhood received a friendly note apologizing for the unexpected delivery and inviting them back for another visit—this time with proper pricing.