About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kroger Pharmacy, a regular customer complained one day: ‘Why does it take longer for my prescription than that noisy delivery truck outside?’ A delivery driver overheard and laughed, replying, ‘Ma’am, I’m just delivering noise—your meds arrive quietly.’ A neighbor passing by chimed in, smiling warmly, ‘Well, at least you get your prescriptions with a free soundtrack!’
2. At Kroger Pharmacy, an unusual announcement came over the intercom one morning: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our aspirin supply has been replaced with candy.’ A few minutes later, a delivery driver asked the pharmacist, ‘What happened to my usual box of Tylenol?’ The pharmacist replied with a smile, ‘It’s all gone—replaced with gummy bears!’ A regular customer overheard and exclaimed, ‘Thank heavens for that! I was getting tired of those bitter pills anyway.’
3. At Kroger Pharmacy, in the dead of night when everyone else was asleep, a delivery driver noticed something strange. The neon sign above the door flickered on its own, casting eerie shadows across the empty parking lot. Curious, he peered inside and saw only rows upon rows of sleeping bottles and boxes. Suddenly, an old bottle of aspirin winked at him and whispered, ‘Need anything?’ Startled, he laughed aloud, realizing it was just another late-night prank by his friend, the pharmacist. Back home, he told his neighbors, who shook their heads and said, ‘That’s nothing—wait till you hear what happened last week at Walmart!’
4. At Kroger Pharmacy, on a foggy midnight when the streets were quiet, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every fifth bottle on the shelf seemed to be whispering its own expiration date. Curious, he approached closer and heard them clearly: ‘Best before tomorrow!’ The bottles giggled softly as if in agreement. Realizing it was just an optical illusion from the dim light, the delivery driver shook his head and smiled, muttering, 'Talking bottles, Kroger Pharmacy—who’d believe it?'