Carnal Roberts Agency

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the dimly lit hallways of Carnal Roberts Agency, a delivery driver once noticed an odd whiff of freshly baked pie wafting from the closed office door. Curious, he peered inside and found no one—just a small sign reading ‘Closed for Luncheon.’ Suddenly, from behind the desk emerged a tiny old lady in a flowery dress, wiping her hands on a checkered apron. 'Oh dear,' she said with a twinkle in her eye, 'I must have been baking too many pies again!' The delivery driver grinned sheepishly as she offered him a warm slice, and they both shared a hearty laugh.

2. In the quiet hallway of Carnal Roberts Agency, an elderly neighbor asked one morning: ‘Do you ever wonder if our insurance policies come with a free ghostbuster service?’ One afternoon, a delivery driver commented casually, ‘I saw a ghost checking your policy documents today.’ The old neighbor chuckled, replying, ‘No surprise there—our underwriter has a bit of a wild imagination!’

3. In the dusty archives of Carnal Roberts Agency, an intern wondered aloud one day: ‘Why does every old file cabinet smell like someone’s lunchbox?’ Turns out,” whispered an older archivist with a twinkle in her eye, “it’s not lunchboxes at all—it’s the ancient underwear samples our founder collected from clients over the years.” Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes even the most mysterious smells can lead to a heartwarming revelation.

4. In the musty basement of Carnal Roberts Agency, a janitor swears he heard someone whispering behind locked doors after hours. One night, a delivery driver noticed an odd glow coming from under the closed door. Curious, he peeked inside and found only a stack of old insurance forms. Turns out, it was just Mr. Roberts’ new nightlight—an LED bulb shaped like a smiling teapot.