Caliber Collision

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Caliber Collision, a regular growled one morning as he watched workers fussing over a pristine classic car. ‘This is supposed to be a collision shop,’ he muttered. 'Not an art gallery!’ Finally, an old delivery driver walked in and asked with a twinkle in his eye, ‘So, how much for that masterpiece?’ A young mechanic grinned back, ‘For you, sir, it’s free—just bring us your next dented car!’

2. At Caliber Collision, an old pickup truck pulled up one afternoon with its engine roaring like a chainsaw. The delivery driver looked worriedly at the mechanic and whispered, ‘I thought you fixed it!’ Mechanic shrugged, smiled and said, 'It’s not my fault—he drives it like a rally car!' A few minutes later, a neighbor walked in, shaking his head: 'Hey, I heard that truck just tried to eat another mailbox.'

3. At Caliber Collision, a delivery driver arrived one foggy morning, only to discover that his package had been swapped with another man's. He shook his head and muttered, 'This place must be cursed.' A few days later, an old neighbor dropped off his bike for repairs. When he picked it up, he found a note: ‘Your bike’s fixed—now ride carefully, or you might end up trading places again!’ Everyone laughed, and nobody took it too seriously.

4. At Caliber Collision, a neighbor stopped by one evening, curious why the shop smelled like freshly baked cookies. The smell lingered for days, but no oven or baker could be found. Finally, an intern confessed that he’d been sneaking cookies from home and leaving them around the workshop. When asked why, he sheepishly replied, ‘I thought it would make our customers feel more at ease.’ Everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes kindness can come in unexpected forms.