Sam's Club Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy with a heavy heart and a full truck. As he stepped out into the dimly lit parking lot, something peculiar caught his eye—a shadowy figure darting between cars. Curious, he followed the silhouette to the back door, only to find an old neighbor sneaking in for a late-night cough medicine refill. They both burst into laughter, realizing it was just another case of mistaken midnight identities.

2. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy. Over the intercom came a voice: ‘Sir, your order is ready—would you like it in paper or plastic?’ The delivery driver replied, 'Paper, please!' And with that, the door opened, revealing a friendly pharmacist holding a bag marked ‘Perishables.’ The driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll just bring my own damn shopping bags!’

3. Late one night, a sleepy delivery driver parked outside Sam’s Club Pharmacy. Suddenly, a small dog ran out from behind the counter, barking excitedly and chasing its tail. Confused and laughing, the driver followed the little fellow inside. There, he found an old pharmacist dozing off in his chair, oblivious to the commotion. With a smile, the neighbor gently woke him up, saying, ‘Sam, looks like your new employee is showing everyone what he can do!’

4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Sam’s Club Pharmacy. ‘Why is it always out of mylar balloons?’ he asked aloud, glancing at the empty shelves. Finally, an old man in a lab coat emerged from behind the counter. 'Mister,' he said with a twinkle in his eye, 'we ran out of everything but patience—your lucky day!'