About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, an accountant named CPA John H. Evans closed up shop and locked the doors. As he walked home, he noticed something odd—an envelope taped to the outside of his office door. He opened it curiously, finding only a note that read: ‘Dear Mr. Evans, your books are in perfect order—no adjustments needed!’ Turns out, it was just a prank from a regular who appreciated his meticulous work.
2. Late one night, an accountant named CPA John H. Evans closed up shop and noticed something odd on his security camera feed. The numbers in his ledger seemed to be dancing around like they had a life of their own. Curious, he approached the screen, but as soon as he touched it, the numbers froze—only to rearrange themselves into a message: 'Your balance is perfect!' Startled, CPA Evans laughed aloud. Turning off the monitor, he went home, realizing that sometimes even ledgers can surprise you with good news.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside CPA John H. Evans’ office with a heavy box marked ‘Confidential.’ As he reached for the doorbell, a faint voice whispered from inside: ‘Please hurry… they’re coming!’ The delivery driver froze for a moment before realizing it was just an old radio playing in the background. He chuckled and rang the bell. Inside, Mr. Evans looked up from his desk, smiled sheepishly, and said, 'Oh, hello there! Just my new neighbor’s old record collection—nothing important.'
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up outside CPA John H. Evans' office. In the backseat of his truck sat a large cardboard box labeled ‘Free Tax Tips.’ Curious, he left it there before heading home. The next morning, John found the box on his desk. Inside were some old pamphlets and a note from the delivery driver: 'Hope these help with your taxes!' Confused but amused, John decided to use them anyway. Turns out, they actually had some useful tips—especially that one about deducting donuts as business expenses.'