About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Chase Bank and announced loudly, 'I’m here to pick up the bank’s secret recipe for coffee!' Everyone inside froze, including the tellers who stopped mid-sentence. Everyone stared in disbelief as the driver calmly walked into the vault, only to emerge moments later with a box of donuts. ‘Morning everyone!’ he said cheerfully, ‘the boss sent these.’ The bank staff burst out laughing, realizing it was just another prank from their friendly neighborhood delivery guy.
2. A customer walked into Chase Bank one afternoon and asked the teller, ‘Do you guys ever run out of money?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Not usually, but if we do, could I borrow some from you?’ Just then, a delivery driver came in with a box full of cash. He said, 'Hey, did anyone order a truckload of dollars?' The teller turned to him and joked, 'Maybe you can leave it here for safekeeping!'
3. One night, an old man walked into Chase Bank and calmly announced over the intercom: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve just invented a new currency called “Smiles.” Would anyone like to exchange their dollars for some? A delivery driver raised his hand and asked, ‘How many Smiles do I get for my hundred bucks?’ The old man replied, ‘You get one Smile for every dollar—plus interest!’ Everyone laughed as he walked away, leaving behind confused but smiling faces. Since then, no one has taken the old man seriously… except maybe when it comes to customer service.
4. A little girl followed her mom into Chase Bank one Saturday morning. As they approached the counter, she pointed excitedly and whispered, 'Mommy, look! The cashier is talking to a potted plant!' The mother smiled and said, ‘Honey, that’s not a real person; it’s just a robot helping customers.’ The girl nodded thoughtfully, then blurted out, ‘Oh,’ before giggling softly, ‘I thought maybe he was watering the plant!’