About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision one morning and asked the mechanic, ‘Hey, do you know why your sign keeps winking at me every time I come here?’ The mechanic scratched his head and replied, 'Oh, that’s just our new LED light bulb playing tricks on you!' The delivery driver laughed and said, 'Well, it sure got my attention!' From then on, whenever anyone mentioned the place, they’d wink and say, 'It’s not what you think—it’s just Caliber Collision!'
2. A little boy followed his dad into Caliber Collision one afternoon. As he watched mechanics work, he pointed excitedly at an old tire hanging from the ceiling. ‘Dad,’ he whispered, ‘why is that tire smiling?’ His dad smiled and explained gently, ‘Son, that’s not a smile—it’s just an old tire with a dent.’ The boy thought for a moment then said, ‘Oh, I get it—maybe it’s laughing because it knows something funny about cars!’
3. One foggy morning, an old lady parked her car at Caliber Collision and entered the shop with a basket full of freshly baked cookies. She smiled warmly at the mechanics, saying she’d brought them as a thank-you for always being so friendly. As she left, one of the mechanics noticed that the cookies were still warm. Smiling, he popped one into his mouth—and promptly started coughing uncontrollably. Turns out, they were chocolate chip, but with a secret ingredient: extra strong coffee grounds from the local café next door. Since then, everyone jokes that Caliber Collision has the best caffeinated repairs in town.
4. One humid night, a delivery driver pulled up to Caliber Collision. The garage door opened with a strange, metallic groan that echoed through the quiet streets. Inside, an old mechanic named Joe was polishing a vintage car. ‘What’s wrong with your truck?’ he asked without looking up. After some fiddling and a few choice words in Latin, Joe announced, ‘All fixed!’ The delivery driver drove off, leaving behind only a cloud of dust and a puzzled look on his neighbor’s face.’