About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Wells Fargo and noticed something odd: the vault door was ajar. ‘Did anyone else see that?’ he asked nervously. ‘I’ll just check inside,’ said the delivery driver, peering cautiously through the open door. Suddenly, an old security robot popped out and started singing ‘Happy Birthday’ in a deep monotone voice. The driver jumped back, laughing so hard he dropped his packages. A neighbor passing by laughed even harder when she saw him running away with a box of donuts.’
2. At dawn, when most banks were still locked tight, an early jogger spotted something curious outside Wells Fargo: a small bird had somehow managed to get its beak stuck in the vault's security grate. The jogger tried gently tapping on the glass, hoping to scare the little fellow free. Suddenly, from inside came a voice: ‘Hey, what’s the rush? I’m just catching some early-morning sun.’ Turned out it was only a sparrow with a particularly good view—until a delivery driver arrived and offered him a seed, ending the standoff with a friendly chat.
3. One day after closing hours, a security guard heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone! Your accounts are now officially filled with unlimited free donuts.’ Curious, the guard checked the intercom and found it empty. The next morning, employees arrived to discover their accounts indeed had credits for infinite donut withdrawals. For weeks, a regular came in daily to cash out his donut balance, leaving behind only crumbs and a smile. Eventually, the bank quietly changed the policy back to normal—but the memory of those sweet days lived on among staff.
4. In the dead of night, when even the city slept soundly, a delivery driver approached Wells Fargo with a heavy bag. As he unlocked the door, he heard a soft hum coming from inside. Curious, he peered inside and saw an old grandfather clock softly glowing. It was chiming midnight as it struck twelve times, and suddenly, all the lights in the bank flickered on—revealing rows upon rows of sleeping teddy bears, each wearing a tiny cowboy hat. The delivery driver burst out laughing, realizing his mistake: someone had left the bear drive-in open all night.