Walmart Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Walmart Pharmacy, a regular once asked the pharmacist, ‘Why does every third person who walks out of here look like they just found a million dollars?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘Simple, sir. They’ve just discovered that their prescription covers everything from headaches to heartaches.’ A delivery driver overheard and nodded wisely, thinking he finally understood life’s secrets.

2. At Walmart Pharmacy, a delivery driver kept noticing strange packages arriving after midnight. One night, he snuck in to check and found boxes filled with identical bottles of vitamins—each labeled for different customers. Curious, the driver opened one bottle—and discovered it was exactly the same vitamin his wife had been nagging him to take. Turns out, someone was playing a prank on everyone by sending duplicate orders. The next morning, when asked why he looked so surprised, he replied, ‘I finally found my daily dose!’

3. At Walmart Pharmacy, a little girl pointed excitedly one day and whispered, 'Mom, look—there’s a squirrel in the medicine aisle!' The mom looked puzzled for a moment, then burst out laughing. ‘Honey,’ she said gently, ‘that’s not a squirrel—it’s just a package of vitamins shaped like animals.’ The little girl giggled and ran off to show her friend, leaving behind a pharmacist who was still trying to figure out if it was worth restocking those funny-shaped supplements.

4. At Walmart Pharmacy, an elderly gentleman once asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever wonder why there are always exactly three people in line behind me?’ The cashier smiled and replied, ‘Sir, I’ve noticed something else—you’re always wearing the same sweater.’ The old man grinned sheepishly and said, ‘Ah, yes… it’s my lucky one. It brings good karma to everyone here!’ And so, every day, he’d arrive, pay for his prescriptions, and leave with a smile—and three new friends.