The North Insurance Agency

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to The North Insurance Agency and noticed something odd: the sign outside seemed to change every time he glanced away. Finally curious, the delivery driver asked one of the neighbors walking by. ‘What’s with that sign?’ With a smile, the neighbor replied, ‘Oh, that? It only changes when nobody’s watching.’

2. One day, an elderly gentleman walked into The North Insurance Agency with a puzzled expression on his face. ‘Why,’ he asked, ‘does my policy cover replacing lost or stolen umbrellas?’ The agent smiled and replied, 'Well sir, it's our way of covering unexpected weather-related mishaps!' The old man nodded thoughtfully before leaving, muttering under his breath, 'Who knew insurance could protect against such whimsical losses?'

3. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to The North Insurance Agency and noticed something peculiar on the parking lot—a mysterious package wrapped in old brown paper, left unattended. Curious, he approached it, but before he could open it, an elderly gentleman from next door walked over and said, ‘That’s mine, I think. Been meaning to throw it away.’ They both laughed, and the mystery package turned out to be just an old umbrella case filled with expired coupons.

4. One evening, as a delivery driver pulled up to The North Insurance Agency, he heard a voice from inside: ‘Hey, pal—have you seen my lucky pen? I left it here last week!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one. A few minutes later, he noticed an old man peering out from behind a filing cabinet with a twinkle in his eye. ‘Oh, that’s just Harold,’ he said. ‘He does that every time someone delivers something.’