Postal Pros

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Postal Pros, every morning begins with a strange ritual. As soon as the doors open, a neighborhood cat appears on the counter, demanding its daily treat from any unsuspecting employee. One day, an elderly delivery driver arrived, complaining that his truck was making funny noises. The cat leaped onto his shoulder and started purring contentedly. ‘Must be your engine,’ someone quipped. By lunchtime, the whole town knew the cat had given him an official thumbs-up—mission accomplished.

2. At Postal Pros, every morning begins with a mysterious announcement over the intercom. ‘Ladies and gentlemen,’ says a voice no one has ever seen, ‘your mail carrier is running late due to an urgent visit from the Postmaster General.’ One day, a delivery driver asked curiously, ‘Who’s this Postmaster General guy anyway?’ A nearby neighbor whispered back, ‘He’s just someone who shows up whenever our mailman needs a break.’ The driver shook his head and muttered, ‘Next time I’m late, I’ll claim it’s because of an urgent meeting with Santa Claus!’

3. At Postal Pros, every morning begins when a neighbor drops off an unusual package. Today, it’s a giant inflatable unicorn that blocks half the entrance. A delivery driver tries to maneuver around it but ends up tangling with a mailbag, creating a chaotic dance of boxes and balloons. A regular customer, Mr. Jenkins, walks in whistling, completely oblivious to the commotion. ‘Morning, everyone!’ he says cheerfully, not realizing his own mailbox is now stuck on top of the unicorn's horn.'

4. At Postal Pros, every morning begins when a neighbor drops off an unusual package. Today it’s a box labeled ‘Top Secret,’ but no one knows what it contains. Soon enough, a delivery driver arrives with another mysterious crate marked ‘Priority Only.’ The postal pros wonder aloud if they’re part of some secret government program or just someone’s elaborate prank. Turns out, it was just a cake for the weekly staff birthday celebration—an annual tradition at Postal Pros.