Cannae Holdings

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as employees were settling in for their day, an unfamiliar voice crackled over Cannae Holdings’ intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your accounts are now funded with exactly $198.47. Please do not attempt to withdraw any funds.’ Later that afternoon, a delivery driver asked the receptionist, 'Hey, can I get my usual $198.47?' Everyone burst out laughing when she replied, 'No, you're on your own today!' The mystery funding became a running joke among neighbors who would occasionally stop by and ask if they could cash in too.

2. One afternoon, while a delivery driver was unloading boxes into the vault, he noticed something odd: one of the packages seemed to be humming softly. Curious, he picked it up—and suddenly, the entire room filled with a faint melody that everyone could hear. As the music grew louder, people started dancing around, even the security guard joined in. By evening, Cannae Holdings had its first impromptu office party—complete with an unexpected orchestra and everyone singing along. The next day, when the package was opened, it turned out to contain nothing but old vinyl records.

3. In the early hours of one quiet morning, a security guard patrolling the parking lot spotted something peculiar. Stashed behind a dumpster was a large metal briefcase, its locks and seals intact but bearing no markings or labels. Curious, he picked it up and noticed an old receipt inside for ‘pizza’ from a local joint. Turns out, a delivery driver had accidentally left it there earlier that day. The guard laughed, thinking how easy it would be to start your own bank if you could just find a few million in lost cash—until he realized it was only pizza money.

4. Late one night, when the bank’s lobby was empty and silent, a mysterious figure slipped through the automatic doors. The security cameras showed nothing but the reflection of their own lenses. The figure approached the cashier desk and whispered something into the intercom. In the morning, everyone found out that the night shift manager had ordered an extra-large pizza for himself—with all the toppings. No one ever saw the mysterious visitor again.