Albertsons

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At Albertsons, a regular customer noticed something peculiar one morning. As he waited in line, he overheard two employees discussing an unusual occurrence in the pharmacy section. It turned out that a delivery driver had accidentally left a box of lollipops instead of prescriptions. The employees were trying to decide whose desk they should hide them under so no one would notice until closing time. When the regular customer heard this, he couldn’t help but laugh and said, ‘Albertsons, always finding new ways to brighten our days!’

2. At Albertsons, an unexpected announcement echoed through the pharmacy section early one morning. ‘Attention, everyone,’ said the voice over the speaker. ‘We’ve just received a shipment of talking bandaids!’ People rushed to see these magical band-aids, but when they got closer, it turned out the labels had been printed wrong—each one read: ‘I can talk if you have a paper cut.’ A regular laughed and said, ‘Well, that’s more helpful than most!’

3. At Albertsons, a delivery driver swore he heard whispers coming from the shelves of aspirin bottles one foggy night. Curious, the driver peered inside but saw nothing. The next day, an old lady in line asked if they had any special offers on aspirin. Smiling sheepishly, the pharmacist replied, ‘Ma’am, our aspirin is whispering deals all night long!’

4. At Albertsons, a delivery driver swore he saw a shadowy figure darting between aisles late one night. The delivery driver mentioned it to his coworkers, and soon everyone was talking about the mysterious figure. One day, an elderly neighbor came in and asked if anyone had seen ‘the ghost of Albertsons.’ Turned out, she’d lost her cat earlier that week and was convinced it haunted the pharmacy.