Sames Mazda

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the early morning fog of Albuquerque, when most Mazda owners were still dreaming, a regular would pull up to Sames Mazda. The salesman, Mr. Jenkins, always greeted him with a smile and a cup of coffee—until one day he didn’t. Finally, Mr. Jenkins realized that his coffee supply was running low. The mysterious customer turned out to be just another neighbor who’d forgotten to bring his own brew. That morning, everyone got their coffee—and a good laugh.

2. In the dim light of a Saturday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Sames Mazda in Phoenix. As he unloaded parts from his truck, he noticed something odd on the ground—a small box wrapped in brown paper and tied with twine. He picked it up curiously, only to discover inside a note reading: ‘Happy Birthday, Delivery Guy!’ and a bag of donuts. Turns out, one of the neighbors had mistakenly wrapped a surprise for him instead.’

3. In the quiet hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Sames Mazda, puzzled by the flickering neon sign that read ‘Last Mazda for Sale Today.’ As he approached the door, it slowly opened with a creak, revealing an old man in overalls who said, 'Finally, someone here to take our last Mazda!' Turns out, it was just a prank by a neighborhood kid who thought it would be funny to scare away potential buyers. The delivery driver left laughing, and soon enough, another Mazda found its new home.

4. In the quiet hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Sames Mazda. The air was heavy with the scent of freshly brewed coffee and something else—a faint whiff of burning rubber. He opened the door, and a familiar voice called out from inside: ‘Hey, did you bring those parts for my car?’ It was just his neighbor, who always parked his old Mazda next to the delivery truck. They both laughed, and the delivery driver shook his head, muttering, “Same old story.”