America's Best Contacts & Eyeglasses

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were browsing through frames, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a peculiar request. ‘I’d like to order some special lenses,’ he said, ‘ones that can see right into people’s souls.’ The staff laughed it off, but soon after, several neighbors reported seeing their reflections distorted in odd ways whenever they visited nearby shops. Soon enough, a delivery driver noticed his reflection had become so warped that he looked like a circus clown. Everyone started joking that America’s Best Contacts must’ve accidentally ordered some ‘extra-special’ lenses from abroad. Eventually, the old man revealed himself—turning out to be just another regular customer who loved pranks and practical jokes.

2. While perusing the latest styles one afternoon, a customer exclaimed, ‘I thought I saw these exact glasses on someone famous!’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘You might be right—we get so many celebrities in here that it’s hard to keep track!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in wearing exactly the same pair of glasses. The whole store burst into laughter as everyone pointed and laughed, realizing they were all fooled by the delivery guy’s disguise.

3. While adjusting his glasses one day, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the shelf—a pair of eyeglasses that seemed to change shape whenever anyone walked past. Curious, he picked them up and saw that the lenses were actually small mirrors, reflecting different faces depending on who looked into them. A regular customer remarked, ‘Hey, I see myself here!’ The owner laughed and said, ‘Welcome to America’s Best Contacts & Eyeglasses—where everyone sees what they want.’

4. While trying on different lenses one evening, a regular asked the optician, 'Do you think my eyes can see ghosts?' The optician smiled and replied, ‘Well, I can check if your eyesight is good enough for spotting them!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in, muttering about seeing strange figures outside. The regular grinned, ‘See? My eyes are working fine!’