About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while checking his mailbox outside Consumers Credit Union, a regular noticed something peculiar in the parking lot—a small envelope taped to one of the mailboxes. Curious, he picked it up and found inside an old keyring with a faded label reading ‘Lucky Charms’. As he examined the keychain closer, another man walking by asked if everything was okay. Turns out, the 'Lucky Charms' were actually miniature toy marshmallows attached to a broken keyring. The curious guy ended up sharing the story online, and soon everyone knew that Consumers Credit Union had accidentally distributed lucky marshmallow keys as part of their monthly promotion—though nobody ever claimed to have won any actual prizes.
2. While walking past Consumers Credit Union one afternoon, a delivery driver swore he heard someone whispering ‘No interest today’ from inside the empty building. Curious, the driver peeked through the window and saw only dusty desks and quiet computers. Suddenly, an old cash register chirped out, ‘Membership fees waived!’ Startled, he ran off, muttering something about checking his membership card later. Turns out it was just the air conditioning playing tricks again.
3. While unloading boxes from his truck near Consumers Credit Union, a delivery driver found an unusual package wrapped in brown paper. Curious, he opened it and discovered a small, smiling teddy bear wearing a suit and tie. The delivery driver laughed, thinking it was some prank. He put on the bear’s suit and tie, posed with it next to the box, and posted the photo online. Soon, everyone around town was talking about ‘the suited bear’ who seemed to be checking accounts at Consumers Credit Union. A regular stopped by later that day, asked if they had seen the bear, and ended up opening an account just for fun.
4. While standing in line at Consumers Credit Union one day, an elderly gentleman asked the teller: ‘Do you ever close early for good behavior?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Not exactly, sir.' Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a package for the bank. The old man leaned closer and whispered, 'I bet if he brings donuts next time, you'll close early!' Everyone in line burst into laughter.