About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the early morning mist of a typical autumn day in Smalltown, USA, a postal carrier pulled up to the United States Post Office with an unusual package. As he approached the door, a regular customer watched from inside, noticing something peculiar about the envelope's address. The envelope was addressed simply as ‘To the nicest lady on Main Street.’ Curious, the postal worker opened it carefully and found…nothing but a smiley face drawn in pencil. The regular customer laughed out loud, explaining that she often sent her neighbor little notes like these when they missed each other’s mail deliveries. It turned out to be just another charming Smalltown prank, leaving everyone with a warm feeling and a good laugh.
2. In the dim light of an early morning, a postal worker noticed something odd on his route. ‘Why is everyone leaving their mailboxes unlocked?’ he wondered aloud. Curious, he approached one mailbox and found inside only a note: 'Dear Mailman, we're on vacation but left our keys here.' Soon, the whole street was laughing as neighbors started leaving funny messages instead of letters. The next day, the postmaster joked, 'Guess we'll just deliver everything to ourselves!'
3. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the United States Post Office and swore he heard someone humming ‘Happy Birthday’ from inside. As he peered through the window, he saw an old lady sorting letters with a big smile on her face. Turns out she was just singing along to her favorite radio show. The next day, everyone in town brought her birthday cards as a joke.
4. At dusk one rainy night, a small dog ran into the post office lobby, startled by the strange sound of stamps being licked by invisible hands. A delivery driver looked down and saw the little paw prints on the counter. Smiling, he picked up the dog and said, ‘Hey, you’re not supposed to mail yourself!’ The dog wagged its tail and licked his hand, as if saying thanks for the ride home.