Rite Aid

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the lights of Rite Aid were dimmed and the shelves quiet, a regular noticed something strange. Every few minutes, a soft humming sound would drift from behind the counter. No one else seemed to hear it, but he swore it grew louder whenever he approached the pharmacy area. One night, a delivery driver arrived with a suspicious package. As he waited for approval, he heard the same eerie hum growing stronger. Curious, he peeked around the corner—and saw nothing but an old bottle of expired aspirin wobbling on its shelf. Turns out, it was just the air conditioning playing tricks on everyone’s ears.

2. Late one afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Rite Aid with a mysterious package. As he approached the counter, an elderly woman asked curiously, ‘Do you know what’s inside that box?’ The delivery driver shook his head and smiled, replying, 'No ma’am, I’m just following orders.' Suddenly, a little girl from next door poked her head in and whispered, ‘It’s probably just more of Grandpa’s secret stash of cookies!’ Everyone laughed, and the old lady shrugged, saying, ‘Well, if it is, they better be good ones.’

3. Late one morning, a customer asked the pharmacist, ‘Do you sell magic beans here?’ The pharmacist replied, ‘No, but we do have some interesting supplements.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in and overheard the conversation. He leaned against the counter and said, 'Actually, I saw these amazing beans growing outside last week!' Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that sometimes life is funnier than any magic beans could ever be.

4. Late one evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Rite Aid with a mysterious package marked only ‘For Emergencies Only.’ The store manager glanced curiously but said nothing as he signed for it. Later that night, an elderly neighbor popped in and asked if they had any aspirin. The manager opened the strange package—it was filled with jellybeans labeled ‘Emergency Joes!’ Everyone had a good laugh, and from then on, whenever someone needed something urgent, they’d just grab a bag of colorful beans instead.