About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver was dropping off boxes one morning when he noticed something odd—an old man was counting the pills in each bottle with meticulous care, whispering numbers under his breath. Finally, the driver asked curiously, ‘Excuse me, but what are you doing?’ The old man looked up and replied, smiling warmly, ‘Oh, I’m just making sure none of my neighbors get an extra pill today!’
2. A delivery driver was dropping off boxes one morning when he heard an elderly voice from inside: ‘Young man, do you know what time it is?’ Glancing up, he saw an old gentleman behind the counter, holding a stopwatch and wearing a serious expression. ‘No sir,’ replied the driver, puzzled. The pharmacist smiled mysteriously: ‘Just checking if my new alarm clock works!’ The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking the old gent must be having an unusual day. A few minutes later, another customer approached the counter—a young woman with a worried look on her face. 'Excuse me,' she said, 'do you have any special medicine for headaches?' The pharmacist looked up from his stopwatch, still smiling, and replied, 'Ma'am, I only dispense prescriptions that are timed perfectly!'
3. A delivery driver was dropping off boxes one morning when he saw an old man staring intently at the shelves, muttering under his breath: ‘Aspirin for headaches? No, that’s too obvious.’ Finally, the old man turned to him and asked, 'Do you know where they keep the really good stuff?' The delivery driver just smiled and pointed towards a hidden corner, whispering, 'Ask for Mr. Jenkins—nobody knows the secret remedies like him.'
4. A delivery driver was dropping off boxes one morning when he overheard two neighbors arguing about who had last seen the mysterious figure lurking behind Higher Greaves Pharmacy’s shelves. Suddenly, a voice from inside the pharmacy called out, ‘Excuse me, gentlemen? Could you please stop shouting? I’m trying to mix some very important potions here!’ The neighbors looked at each other, embarrassed, and sheepishly apologized.