About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd: every time he parked near Larry H. Miller Volkswagen Lakewood, his coffee cup seemed to fill itself with fresh brew. Was it just his imagination, or did the place have magical properties? Finally, one day, the delivery driver dared to ask a neighbor if they’d seen anything strange around the dealership. The neighbor laughed and said, ‘Oh yeah, I bring my dog here every morning—he loves those magical cookies they bake!’
2. One day, after school, little Timmy walked past Larry H. Miller Volkswagen and noticed an unusual sight: whenever someone left their car door open, it would inexplicably start honking for no reason. Curious, Timmy followed the sound one afternoon and found a delivery driver who’d accidentally left his window down. The air-conditioning had kicked on, mistook the breeze for an open door, and started honking like mad! Everyone in the neighborhood got a good laugh—except maybe poor Mr. Driver.
3. One night, a neighbor driving home asked aloud: ‘Why does that VW logo seem to follow me wherever I go?’ Suddenly, from behind an old van pulled up next to him, a delivery driver leaned out and shouted, ‘Hey, it’s not following you—you’re just really good at losing your mirrors!’ Everyone laughed, including our curious neighbor who realized he’d been looking in his rearview mirror too long.
4. On an unusually foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Larry H. Miller Volkswagen. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he kept glancing nervously around, convinced he heard someone—or something—whispering in German. Finally, one of the salesmen approached him and asked if everything was okay. The driver nodded, still shivering slightly, and replied, 'Just some old guy whispering “Volkswagen” in my ear.’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been their neighbor practicing for his upcoming audition as a ghost in a local theater production.