Lakewood Modern Dentistry

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while driving past Lakewood Modern Dentistry, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar. The sound of tiny clicking noises seemed to come from inside the building—like someone was counting teeth or drilling very slowly. Curious, he parked his truck and peered through the window. Inside, an old man in scrubs sat motionless, eyes closed, gently tapping on what looked like a giant toothbrush. Turns out, it was just an enthusiastic dentist practicing his new technique for relaxing patients—he’d invented a machine that played soothing sounds during procedures. Word spread quickly, and soon enough, everyone in town flocked to Lakewood Modern Dentistry for their dental visits.

2. In the quiet town of Lakewood, a delivery driver made an odd discovery one afternoon. While unloading packages near Lakewood Modern Dentistry, he spotted a strange object nestled among the boxes—a tiny plastic toothbrush with a note attached: ‘For your next cleaning.’ Curious, he picked it up and read the note: 'Use it when you feel like smiling.' Turns out, it was a prank from the dentist’s assistant, who liked playing tricks on delivery people. Since then, whenever someone delivers packages to Lakewood Modern Dentistry, they expect to find something funny inside.

3. One day, during a routine cleaning session, a dental hygienist heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Please be advised that our new fluoride toothpaste contains an ingredient known only as “Secret Formula X.”’ The entire office burst into laughter, but no one could stop wondering what exactly Secret Formula X might do. Curious, a delivery driver asked if he could try it on his next shipment of snacks. Soon enough, everyone in town was talking about Secret Formula X—until someone noticed their teeth started glowing faintly under UV lights. Turns out, it was just a harmless additive for cavity prevention, and now Lakewood boasts the whitest smiles around.

4. At Lakewood Modern Dentistry, a small dog wagged its tail curiously as it followed the sound of strange noises coming from behind the reception desk. Curious, the little dog approached the desk and peered around it, revealing a dentist in his white coat frantically trying to fix a loose light fixture. 'I thought I heard something,' said an amused receptionist. The vet across the street waved and called out, ‘Hey, Doc! Your canine patient is checking you out!’