About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers and asked the mechanic, ‘Why does your tire pressure sign keep flashing “Happy Birthday”?’ The mechanic shrugged and said, ‘We don’t know, but it’s been doing that for weeks now.’ Finally, an old lady walked in and asked curiously, 'Isn't that tire pressure sign supposed to show numbers?' The mechanic grinned and replied, 'Ma’am, it’s not just any birthday—it's our 10th anniversary!'
2. A little boy walked into the shop, staring wide-eyed at the tire inflator gun that seemed to dance and hum on its own. His mom tried to explain it away as just another day at Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers, but she couldn’t quite suppress her smile. An old delivery driver came in with a mischievous glint in his eye. He claimed he saw the tires dancing at night when no one was around. The mechanic laughed it off, saying, 'That’s just our tire balancer doing its thing.' As they shook their heads together, the little boy whispered to his mom, ‘Maybe it’s magic?’
3. A regular stopped by one afternoon and asked the attendant, ‘Why does your tire machine always look like it’s laughing?’ The attendant smiled and replied, 'Ah, that's just our secret way of saying "you're rolling along great today"!' The regular laughed and shook his head, realizing that sometimes machines can be pretty clever too.
4. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning when a delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something strange: the usually bustling service bay was completely empty—no customers, no mechanics, just the soft hum of machinery in the background. Curious, the delivery driver approached the counter and called out, ‘Anybody here?’ Suddenly, an old tire popped its head from behind a curtain and said, ‘We’re open for business!’ Turned out it was just their new mascot—a friendly old tire named Mr. Rubberface who greeted every customer with a smile. The driver left with a warm feeling, thinking that maybe, just maybe, Express Oil Change had found their secret weapon for keeping customers happy.