CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver asked the pharmacist: ‘Why do you always say “Have a nice day” when I come here?’ The pharmacist smiled and replied: ‘Because every time you show up, it’s like Christmas for us!’ Then one day, an elderly neighbor walked in and said, 'You know, I've been coming here for years, but today feels like my first visit.' The pharmacist laughed and answered, 'Welcome to CVS—every day is your first day!'

2. In the early hours of every Sunday morning, a voice crackles over CVS’s intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, your weekly miracle is here—please proceed to aisle seven for instant salvation!’ As customers rush down to aisle seven, they discover only rows upon rows of ordinary products. But then, amidst the confusion, an elderly neighbor whispers, 'It’s not what you see, it’s what you believe!' And everyone laughs, realizing that sometimes miracles are just in our heads.

3. At closing time one night, an elderly lady approached the counter and asked the pharmacist, 'Do you sell moonlight here?' The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘No ma’am, but we do have sleeping pills if you’re having trouble.’ The old lady laughed softly and said, ‘I’m not sleepy, dear, I just wanted to see if it’s available tonight.’ She then turned around and walked out, leaving everyone in the store with a warm smile on their faces.

4. At closing time one night, a sign in the window read: "CVS Pharmacy – Open Until Midnight… Unless Otherwise Indicated". Employees looked at each other with raised eyebrows as customers filed out. Suddenly, an old lady walked in, holding a flashlight and muttering something about her missing glasses. She asked if anyone had seen them 'unless otherwise indicated.' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was now officially midnight.