About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver asked angrily, ‘Why did my package disappear again?’ No one knew until everyone noticed strange packages mysteriously appearing inside Fifth Third Bank after closing hours. Finally, someone decided to investigate and found out that a friendly neighborhood cat was sneaking in through an open door late at night. It turned out she was just helping herself to some extra treats from the snacks left for employees. Everyone laughed it off, and now the cat is considered part of the bank’s unique security team.
2. One day, while customers were making deposits, a neighbor stopped by with a peculiar request. 'I just found some old coins,' he said, 'and they seem to multiply every time I count them!' The teller smiled and replied, ‘Sir, those are probably just ordinary coins.’ She counted them quickly and announced, ‘You have exactly $5.35!’ The neighbor beamed and left happily. Later that afternoon, a delivery driver came in saying, ‘Hey, my change keeps multiplying too!’ And everyone had a good laugh.
3. One morning, a voice came over Fifth Third Bank’s intercom: ‘Attention all employees—your weekly coffee supply has been replaced with tea.’ Everyone panicked for a moment, but then one brave teller spoke up: 'We can handle this!' They marched down to the kitchen and returned with a secret stash of coffee hidden in the staff room. Word spread quickly among customers that Fifth Third Bank now offered both options—tea for those who preferred it, and coffee for everyone else. Since then, it's become a friendly joke around town.
4. One afternoon, as a regular customer was withdrawing cash, he noticed something strange—a faint whiff of freshly baked cookies wafted through the air. The scent grew stronger each time he made a transaction. Curious, our regular asked the teller if they were baking cookies inside. With a smile, she shook her head and said it must be coming from the neighboring bakery. Just then, a delivery driver arrived with a fresh batch of pastries for Fifth Third’s staff. Our customer couldn’t help but laugh—apparently, everyone in town thought the bank smelled like cookies!