FedEx Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At FedEx Office one morning, a regular muttered under his breath as he waited in line: 'I swear, every time I come here, my package gets heavier!' Finally, an impatient neighbor cut in front of him and growled, ‘Mine’s only two pages!’ The clerk smiled and said, ‘That’s because it’s your first visit today.’

2. At FedEx Office late one night, an anonymous voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Package for Mr. Invisible Man, room number zero-zero-zero.’ A delivery driver, scratching his head, asked aloud: 'Room Zero-Zero-Zero? Is that even a real address?' Suddenly, a gruff voice from behind replied, 'Hey, pal—this is FedEx, not the CIA! Just deliver it to the counter.' Everyone laughed, and the package was happily processed.

3. At FedEx Office, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: every afternoon at exactly three o’clock, a faint humming sound would fill the lobby. No one else seemed to hear it. One day, an old neighbor popped in and mentioned that his beehive was right outside. Sure enough, when they checked, dozens of tiny bees were buzzing around the air-conditioning vents! Turns out, the hum was just nature’s way of saying ‘package delivery delayed.’

4. At FedEx Office, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar: every Wednesday at precisely noon, a mysterious package arrived addressed simply to ‘The Next Customer’. Curious, the driver opened it once—just to see what was inside. Inside lay a single sheet of paper with a smiley face drawn on it and the words: ‘Have a nice day!’ Since then, everyone in town started waiting for their weekly surprise, even leaving little thank-you notes for the anonymous sender. It became a friendly tradition, and FedEx Office earned itself a reputation as the kindest post office around.