Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers were waiting for their tires to be changed, an announcement came over the intercom: ‘Attention, everyone—your tires are now officially licensed engineers.’ The whole place erupted in laughter, but no one could figure out if it was true or just a prank. Soon enough, an older gentleman approached the counter and asked, 'Excuse me, sonny? How many axles does a bicycle have?' Everyone burst into giggles again, realizing that maybe these tire engineers weren't so official after all. A delivery driver quipped, 'Next time they say they're mechanics!'

2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers one afternoon, frowning at his truck’s dashboard lights. As he stepped inside, a sign above the counter read: ‘Tires Changed Today = Smiles Tomorrow.’ Little did he know that very sentence would soon become his daily mantra. The mechanic looked at the truck for a moment and said, 'Don’t worry, pal. We’ll fix you right up.' After an hour or so, the driver left with a smile on his face—and a new tire sticker reading, 'Smiles Today = Happy Delivery Tomorrow!' From then on, whenever anyone asked him how his day was, he’d proudly reply, 'Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers—they always put a smile on my face!'

3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers one afternoon, muttering under his breath. ‘Why does it always take forever here?’ he asked no one in particular. Finally, an employee emerged from behind the garage doors with a shrug and said, 'Sorry mate, our tire engineer is having a bad day—must be something in the air.' The delivery driver shook his head and drove off, muttering, 'I’ll never understand mechanics...'

4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to the Express Oil Change & Tire Engineers. The air was filled with an unfamiliar scent—a mix of rubber and something sweet, like maple syrup. Curious mechanics peered out, but no one could explain it. As he walked in, everyone noticed his shoes—completely covered in sticky red substance. ‘Must be my new favorite breakfast,’ he joked sheepishly. Turned out, it was just fresh tire glue from the neighboring shop. Everyone had a good laugh, and life went on as usual.