About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Direct Auto Insurance, every Wednesday afternoon around 3 PM, an old man named ‘Mr. Fixit’ would enter the office and ask for a quote on the same red convertible sports car. One day, a new employee accidentally played a recorded message over the intercom: 'We found your dream car—call now!' After that, whenever anyone mentioned the red sports car, Mr. Fixit would smile knowingly and say, 'I never actually owned one.' The whole office started betting on who’d be the lucky winner when he finally did.}
2. At Direct Auto Insurance, every Thursday morning at exactly 9 AM, a delivery driver starts singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to nobody in particular. Suddenly, an old lady from down the street pops out of her house and joins in, waving a cake she’d baked herself. The delivery driver looks confused but smiles, while everyone else on the block gathers around, laughing and clapping along. It turns out that every Thursday is unofficial ‘Birthday Surprise Day’ at Direct Auto Insurance—no one knows why, but it always makes people smile.
3. At Direct Auto Insurance, every Monday night at precisely midnight, a mysterious humming sound fills the office. Employees claim it’s just the air conditioning, but no one can explain why it only happens on Mondays. One Monday evening, a delivery driver arrived late and heard the humming too. Thinking it was haunting, he rushed inside, only to find everyone calmly working as usual. Turns out, it was just an old clock radio playing the same song every week—nobody bothered to turn it off.
4. At Direct Auto Insurance, every Tuesday evening after closing time, a strange voice begins whispering over the intercom: 'Your policy is singing!' No one knows whose voice it is or why only certain policies are chosen for this musical tribute. One Thursday morning, a delivery driver came in complaining that his truck was humming like never before. The manager shrugged and said, ‘That’s odd… maybe your policy is finally learning to sing!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the intercom, which started crooning softly along.