About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. It was an ordinary morning in downtown Chicago when a delivery driver pulled up to Commercial Bank with a truckload of coffee. As he unloaded boxes into the lobby, something peculiar happened—every time he placed a box on the counter, it would mysteriously disappear before anyone could see it. Finally, one curious employee decided to follow the vanishing act and found that each box teleported onto a nearby shelf where an elderly gentleman quietly restocked them. Turns out, he was just helping himself to free coffee for his neighbors. The end result? A city block now enjoys complimentary caffeine every morning.
2. One afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Commercial Bank with a mysterious package. As he approached the door, an elderly gentleman inside exclaimed, ‘Is that a safe deposit box or a time machine?’ The delivery driver grinned sheepishly and replied, 'It's just another safe deposit box.' The old man shook his head and muttered, 'You kids these days...' Meanwhile, a curious neighbor passing by overheard their conversation and asked if they could borrow the time machine for his weekly poker game.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Commercial Bank one day, only to discover a peculiar box labeled ‘Free Money.’ The delivery driver opened it curiously and found dollar bills fluttering inside like confetti. He grinned, thinking he’d hit the jackpot, until he noticed another note: ‘Only take what you earn today.’ Embarrassed but amused, he counted his actual delivery pay and left exactly that amount. From then on, whenever anyone needed help or money in the neighborhood, they knew where to go—Commercial Bank always gave out just enough.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to Commercial Bank one morning with a large box marked ‘Top Secret.’ As he approached the door, he noticed a regular customer frantically waving him over. ‘What’s in it?’ asked the curious customer. The driver shrugged and said, ‘No idea, but my boss told me not to open it.’ Just then, an old neighbor walked by and whispered, ‘That’s just their new safe—it’s full of old newspapers!’ Everyone laughed as they realized yet another urban legend had been debunked.