Woodlands Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One night, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodlands Pharmacy and noticed an eerie humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he opened the door—and was greeted not by a pharmacist, but by a swarm of tiny fluorescent lights buzzing around the shelves. The delivery driver stepped back, blinking in surprise, as the little lights seemed to form patterns on the shelves. Suddenly, one of them flew towards him, landing gently on his shoulder like a tiny friend. Turns out, it was just the pharmacy’s new LED lighting system, designed to attract customers with its quirky charm. A regular customer later joked that now they had to bring their flashlights when picking up prescriptions.

2. At dawn, when most pharmacies were still quiet, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodlands Pharmacy. The sky outside was just beginning to lighten, but inside, something odd caught his eye. Inside, an old man in a tweed jacket was counting packets of aspirin with meticulous care. Startled, he looked up and greeted the driver with a twinkle in his eye: 'Morning, young’un! Need anything special?' The delivery driver stammered, thinking he’d walked into the wrong place. Turns out, it wasn’t a pharmacy—it was Grandpa Jenkins’ antique shop.

3. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodlands Pharmacy and heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all customers—we’ve run out of sleep aids but have plenty of wake-up calls available.’ The delivery driver shrugged and thought, ‘What the heck,’ then pressed the button for the wake-up call. Suddenly, the store was filled with chirping birds and cheery music. A friendly voice announced, ‘Wake up and smile! Today is your lucky day!’ The regulars laughed so hard they almost forgot why they came in the first place.

4. At dusk, a delivery driver pulled up to Woodlands Pharmacy and said aloud, ‘I’ve delivered here so many times I could do it blindfolded.’ Little did he know that very night, the pharmacy’s shelves seemed to rearrange themselves just as he left. The next morning, a regular customer asked the pharmacist if they had restocked their favorite brand of vitamins. The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘They’re right where you always leave them—on the top shelf!’