St Lawrence Post Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At St. Lawrence Post Office, a delivery driver once complained, ‘Why does every letter here take longer than my lunch break?’ Since then, employees swear they’ve seen ghostly figures sorting mail after hours. One night, an exhausted a delivery driver heard whispers coming from inside. Curious, he peeked through the window and saw a ghostly figure humming cheerfully while stuffing envelopes. Startled, he knocked on the door—and found his own reflection in the glass, still wearing his lunch bag.

2. At St. Lawrence Post Office, a regular asked one day, ‘How come every letter here is addressed to “Mr. or Mrs. Everybody”?’ The clerk smiled mysteriously and whispered, ‘Well, you see, it’s because everyone in town is related somehow—so who else would they be addressing their letters to?’ The regular nodded knowingly, chuckling softly as he left, already planning his next visit to drop off another envelope marked simply “Mr. or Mrs. Everybody.”

3. At St. Lawrence Post Office, an old man noticed something peculiar in the parking lot one morning. As he walked towards his car, he saw a strange package wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover that it kept repeating, 'I’m lost! Please return to sender!' The old man laughed and said, ‘Well, little guy, I guess you’re not so lost after all!’ He took off the wrapping and inside was a small toy penguin wearing a tiny Santa hat. A neighbor who witnessed everything smiled and remarked, “Looks like someone’s kid forgot their Christmas present.” The postmaster shook his head and grinned, “Guess we’ll keep him here until he finds his way home!”

4. At St. Lawrence Post Office, a small dog entered the lobby and began barking furiously at the mailboxes, as if trying to tell someone something important. A delivery driver tried calming it down, but the little dog wouldn’t stop. Then an elderly neighbor walked in and said gently, ‘Oh, he’s just trying to tell us where his package should go!’ Everyone laughed, and soon everyone was helping the dog find its intended recipient. Turns out, it belonged to a local artist who always forgot to leave a note.