Post Office

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. At night, when the Post Office doors were locked and everyone had gone home, a faint humming sound could be heard coming from inside. No one knew where it came from or what caused it. One day, an old delivery driver, hearing the hum again, decided to stay late. Following the noise, he found hundreds of tiny mail-order robots sorting letters in perfect silence. When asked how they worked, one robot replied, 'Just press send.' Everyone laughed so hard that the next morning, the Post Office’s sign read: ‘Closed for Robot Maintenance.’

2. In the early morning hours, before anyone arrived for work, a delivery driver noticed something odd in the mail sorting area. Amongst the usual letters and packages lay an old, dusty envelope addressed simply to ‘The Next Person Who Opens This.’ Curious, he opened it, finding inside only a note that read: 'Please deliver this to yourself.' Turns out, it was just a prank from one of their neighbors who liked playing practical jokes on everyone.

3. In the early morning hours, before anyone arrived for work, a delivery driver noticed an odd package on the loading dock. Curious, he picked it up—only to discover it contained a small, handwritten sign reading ‘Free Stamps If Returned.’ Smiling, the delivery driver thought it was a prank and decided to have some fun. He went around the neighborhood, leaving the mysterious note outside doors with a smiley face drawn next to it. Soon enough, everyone in town knew about the free stamps, but no one ever received any. Still, every morning, someone would leave a fresh batch of stamps on the doorstep of the post office, along with a friendly note saying, 'Thanks for playing our game!'

4. In the early morning hours, before anyone arrived for work, a delivery driver noticed an old man standing outside the Post Office with a box under his arm. ‘Morning,’ said the driver. ‘What’s in that package?’ The old man replied, ‘Just waiting for my address.’ The delivery driver smiled and asked if he needed help. The old man shook his head and just kept staring at the building. Finally, the driver joked, ‘Maybe you’re waiting for your own post office!’ The old man laughed heartily and replied, ‘No, I’m just here to see when they finally open so I can mail this letter.’