Nationwide

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet morning in Nationwide Bank when a delivery driver arrived with a peculiar package. The security guard noticed something odd about its wrapping and decided to investigate further. As he unwrapped it, everyone heard a faint humming sound. Turned out it was just a malfunctioning coffee maker meant for the staff kitchen. A relieved security guard joked, ‘Guess our new office perk is automated brews!’

2. At dawn, when Nationwide Bank’s doors were still locked tight, a delivery driver noticed something odd. The neighborhood was eerily silent—too quiet for such an early hour. Curious, he peered through the window and saw a neighbor diligently watering the bank’s plants. Turns out, it was just another morning routine for him—a regular early riser with a green thumb. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and drove off, muttering, ‘Another day in Nationwide…’

3. At lunchtime, a regular approached the teller and asked: ‘Do you guys ever close?’ The teller smiled and replied, ‘Never, sir. We’re Nationwide!’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in with a box labeled ‘Lunch for Teller.’ The regular shook his head and muttered, ‘Guess they do close sometimes after all…’

4. At sunrise, when Nationwide Bank's neon sign flickered on, a delivery driver pulled up with an unusual package. The security guard eyed him suspiciously from his booth. The driver handed over the package, explaining it was ‘just some old safes for maintenance.’ The guard nodded warily but accepted it. At noon, everyone gathered for lunch as usual—except someone noticed the neon sign now read, ‘Nationwide Safe Storage.’ A neighbor quipped, ‘Guess they’re switching businesses!’ and everyone laughed, happy that nothing more serious had happened.